Zodiac Signs As College Roommates
Jumps into bed and hurts a part of their body, promptly asks “did you see that?”
Labels everything in the shared fridge as “mine, but shares it anyway.
Accidentally slams door at 3 in the morning and apologizes loudly.
Is never home due to how many things they are involved in, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch Netflix.
Rearranges everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle.
Does homework due in a month and questions your work ethic.
Orders a pizza with everything on it to make sure they didn’t miss your favorite topping.
Falls out of bed in hysterics and complains about all the cute people on campus.
Spends the time they should be studying or watching old Youtube memes.
Is silent for hours, and suddenly screams “FUCK” about forgetting something that they were supposed to do two hours ago.
Looks up from laptop on a sunday night and shakes their head silently before getting back to whatever it was they were doing.
Mutters under their breath while cleaning and listening to Taylor Swift songs.