What The Zodiac Signs Are Doing For Exercise

ARIES: Parkour in their 400 sq ft apartment

TAURUS: Working up a sweat sitting in the sun

GEMINI: Running their mouth all over the Internet

CANCER: Cradling cast iron skillets like babies

LEO: Deadlifting delivery boxes from an online shopping haul

VIRGO: Collecting everyone’s lists and going on grocery runs

LIBRA: Scrolling

SCORPIO: Exorcising

SAGITTARIUS: Tiktok dances

CAPRICORN: Had already bought one of those under-desk treadmills months ago

AQUARIUS: Biking solo through the abandoned streets at dawn

PISCES: Thermal calorie burning during evaporation