What The Signs Would Be In Prison For
Aries: Hitting a police officer.
Gemini: Car chase.
Cancer: Not paying taxes.
Virgo: Is actually innocent.
Libra: Facebook hacking.
Scorpio: Mass murder.
Sagittarius: Jumping into a fountain.
Capricorn: Trying to cash a stolen check.
Aquarius: Going into Area 51.
Pisces: Grew a massive field of weed.