What The Signs Need More Than Anything

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WHAT THE SIGNS NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING
Aries: a reality check
Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine
Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate
Leo: a room without mirrors
Virgo: a Xanax
Libra: a backbone
Scorpio: to be escorted into hell
Sagittarius: to sit still
Capricorn: a joint
Aquarius: to fucking listen
Pisces: to just… chill for a sec

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