These Zodiac Signs Only Comes To The Function If

Only comes to the function if:

ARIES: There are pyrotechnics or a bonfire

TAURUS: It’s a lavish sit-down dinner party

GEMINI: They can skip the line

CANCER: They’ll get a chance to make eye contact with their crush but not say hi

LEO: They’re the guest of honor

VIRGO: They can go home before bedtime

LIBRA: They have the perfect outfit for the theme

SCORPIO: It’s an underground basement rave

SAGITTARIUS: They can squeeze it in between the five other parties they were invited to that night

CAPRICORN: There’s someone powerful there to schmooze with

AQUARIUS: They can DJ and forcefully introduce everyone to their deep cuts

PISCES: They think they’ll have a profound experience to write about in their diary later

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