The Signs When Lost
TAURUS: …Does anyone have a map?
GEMINI: No you IDIOT. You were supposed to bring the map!
CANCER: We’re all going to die. Oh god!
LEO: Hell yeah Cancer. We will if you keep complaining. The way back this way!! Or this way… Or that way…um
VIRGO: I’m surrounded by two things: idiots and unfamiliar landscapes…
LIBRA: WOWW RUDE VIRGO!
SCORPIO: This way you dingbats…
SAGITTARIUS: HUSH LITTLE SCORPION I GOT THIS.
CAPRICORN: No…Sag…you really don’t…
AQUARIUS: GUYS WEVE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS!
PISCES: Wtf you guys?!??! We’re in a mall?!??!!