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The Zodiac Signs In A Survival Situation

The Zodiac Signs In A Survival Situation

The Signs In A Survival Situation  

Aries: Punches a bear in the face.  

Taurus: Too lazy to make any shelter so they get eaten by wild animals.  

Gemini: Starts crying.  

Cancer: Makes use of survival skills they learned from survival, reality TV shows.  

Leo: Is a complete badass and makes it out alive.  

Virgo: Becomes one with nature.  

Libra: Looks for a way out.  

Scorpio: Gets really stressed out and does whatever they can to survive.  

Sagittarius: Eats poisonous berries.  

Capricorn: Makes use of resources they have and survives.  

Aquarius: Looks for cell service the whole time.  

Pisces: First to die.

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