The Signs In A Survival Situation
Aries: Punches a bear in the face.
Taurus: Too lazy to make any shelter so they get eaten by wild animals.
Gemini: Starts crying.
Cancer: Makes use of survival skills they learned from survival, reality TV shows.
Leo: Is a complete badass and makes it out alive.
Virgo: Becomes one with nature.
Libra: Looks for a way out.
Scorpio: Gets really stressed out and does whatever they can to survive.
Sagittarius: Eats poisonous berries.
Capricorn: Makes use of resources they have and survives.
Aquarius: Looks for cell service the whole time.
Pisces: First to die.