The Signs Baking
Aries: Okay, how on earth do you read this shit? Is holding instructions upside down
Taurus: Starts to choke on food.
Gemini: Flirts with Leo
Cancer: Hello, I’m the only one actually doing something.
Leo: Shut up. Gemini is actually cooking.
Virgo: Oh! Would you look at that, I set the house on fire!
Libra: What the hell Virgo we’re making a cake not committing SUICIDE.
Scorpio: Eats dough.
Sagittarius: Is screaming Slipknot lyrics.
Capricorn: Pisces, what are we doing?
Aquarius: Stands there laughing at how stupid all their friends are!
Pisces: Guys we’re not even baking, we’re watching netflix. Why are you in the kitchen?!