The Zodiac Signs As Comebacks/Insults

The Zodiac Signs As Comebacks/Insults

The Zodiac Signs As Comebacks/Insults  

Aries: Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.

Taurus: You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.

Gemini: Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.

Cancer: Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.

Leo: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Virgo: Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Libra: Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

Scorpio: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

Sagittarius: Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

Capricorn: There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Aquarius: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.

Pisces: Some day you’ll go far— and I really hope you stay there.

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