The Two Types of Each Zodiac Sign  Â
Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, Will literally fight everything Â
Aries Type Two: Cute little rays of sunshine but can probably kill you w their bare hands  Â
Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato Â
Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess  Â
Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers
Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean Â
Cancer Type One: Really overprotective and cries a lot Â
Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life  Â
Leo Type One: Super self-absorbed and obnoxious Â
Leo Type Two: All insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny  Â
Virgo Type One: Super Organized and germaphobe Â
Virgo Type Two: ‘Bruh have you seen my bed?” Â Â
Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable Â
Libra Type Two: Netflix Hoe  Â
Scorpio Type One: Super sexy and evil, an emotional WRECK Â
Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic assholes  Â
Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wise Â
Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of the Doge meme  Â
Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican asshat Â
Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment ever  Â
Aquarius Type One: God Â
Aquarius Type Two: Alien  Â
Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive Â
Pisces Type Two: Stoner and never talks about their feelings