The Signs on a Trip
Aries: Can you guys please be quiet?
Taurus: Is asleep
Gemini: Haha! Nope!
Cancer: Please lower your voice, Gemini… Taurus is sleeping
Leo: Takes weird selfies
Virgo: Why am I the one who’s driving?!
Libra: Calm down, please
Scorpio: I need to get out of here and fuck someone
Sagitarrius: We’re gonna have so much fun once we arrive! Capricorn: Yeah, fun…
Aquarius: Is very disgusted
Pisces: Is left at home, alone