The Man You’ll Marry (And Divorce), According To The Zodiac Signs
Leo (July 23 – August 22) will marry and divorce a Virgo.
At first, Virgo will be starstruck by Leo and their big, bold personality, so much so that they’ll marry them without doing their usual and very thorough background search.
Leo likes to live large and Virgo can’t wrap their mind around that at all. Leo is the boss of all things and Virgo can’t stand being told what to do. Divorce is imminent once Virgo starts to criticize Leo and give suggestions on how they can improve themselves.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) will marry and divorce an Aries.
Virgo is fascinated by an Aries boldness and kickass spirit, and may fall quickly in love.
The problem is that Aries is actually too adventurous for Virgo. Virgo gets along better with people who are reliable and dependable. Aries is about taking action and Virgos are about analyzing everything, and in the end, the couple will find that they no longer have a middle ground.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) will marry and divorce a Capricorn.
Capricorns will feel an immediate physical attraction for Libra, and in turn, Libra will admire Capricorn’s gift for making money.
It will seem like a balanced relationship when they marry, but Libra’s laziness will begin to grate on Capricorn’s nerves. Libra will continue to go out and party, and that’s just not what Capricorn is into. These two signs are just too incompatible for a marriage to last.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) will marry and divorce a Sagittarius.
When a Scorpio and a Sagittarius get together, almost everyone around them will know instantly that it’s not going to work. Unfortunately, they’ll wed before they have their eyes opened. Scorpio loves home and hearth, and Sagittarius can’t wait to leave it. Scorpio is way too demanding and possessive for a Sagittarius to tolerate.
The bottom line is that these two would have a great one-night stand, not a great marriage.
Want to know more about which zodiac pairs are incompatible? Read The Zodiac Sign You Should Never Date
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) will marry and divorce a Cancer.
It’s remarkable how often these two signs actually get together — maybe because they’re a drama queen’s dream.
With the joining of a Sagittarius and a Cancer, there’s a lot of excitement, sex, deception, disappointments, and control. This coupling is like an entire season of Scandal.
Both Sagittarius and Cancer will try to gain control over the other, and both, like their marriage, will fail.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) will marry and divorce Pisces.
This will be everybody’s favorite couple: the solid, practical, Capricorn and the dreamy, creative, sensitive Pisces.
They’ll feel as if they’re characters in a novel, with their differences being the thing that joins them. And for a while, they’ll be happy.
However, the day will come when their differences will be too great and they’ll divorce, surprising everyone who knew them as that perfect couple.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) will marry and divorce a Leo.
You’d think this alliance would work — both love being around people and both are charismatic.
They’ll get intoxicated by the seeming rightness of them as a power couple, but in actuality, they’re very different. Leo craves the spotlight and will do anything to get it, whereas Aquarius doesn’t feel the need to do anything to draw people to them.
Aquarius lives their life by doing things for others and living a life of intellectual challenge, and Leo likes things flashier and superficial. Leo will be relieved when Aquarius files for divorce but will put on a big show of being upset. Hey, attention is attention.