Libra (September 23 – October 22) will marry and divorce a Capricorn.

Capricorns will feel an immediate physical attraction for Libra, and in turn, Libra will admire Capricorn’s gift for making money.

It will seem like a balanced relationship when they marry, but Libra’s laziness will begin to grate on Capricorn’s nerves. Libra will continue to go out and party, and that’s just not what Capricorn is into. These two signs are just too incompatible for a marriage to last.

 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) will marry and divorce a Sagittarius.

When a Scorpio and a Sagittarius get together, almost everyone around them will know instantly that it’s not going to work. Unfortunately, they’ll wed before they have their eyes opened. Scorpio loves home and hearth, and Sagittarius can’t wait to leave it. Scorpio is way too demanding and possessive for a Sagittarius to tolerate.

The bottom line is that these two would have a great one-night stand, not a great marriage.

 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) will marry and divorce a Cancer.

It’s remarkable how often these two signs actually get together — maybe because they’re a drama queen’s dream.

With the joining of a Sagittarius and a Cancer, there’s a lot of excitement, sex, deception, disappointments, and control. This coupling is like an entire season of Scandal. Both Sagittarius and Cancer will try to gain control over the other, and both, like their marriage, will fail.

 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) will marry and divorce Pisces.

This will be everybody’s favorite couple: the solid, practical, Capricorn and the dreamy, creative, sensitive Pisces.

They’ll feel as if they’re characters in a novel, with their differences being the thing that joins them. And for a while, they’ll be happy. However, the day will come when their differences will be too great and they’ll divorce, surprising everyone who knew them as that perfect couple.

 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) will marry and divorce a Leo.

You’d think this alliance would work — both love being around people and both are charismatic.

They’ll get intoxicated by the seeming rightness of them as a power couple, but in actuality, they’re very different. Leo craves the spotlight and will do anything to get it, whereas Aquarius doesn’t feel the need to do anything to draw people to them.

Aquarius lives their life by doing things for others and living a life of intellectual challenge, and Leo likes things flashier and superficial. Leo will be relieved when Aquarius files for divorce but will put on a big show of being upset. Hey, attention is attention.

 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) will marry and divorce an Aries.

Both these two seem to have missed the memo that you can admire someone and have sex with them, but you don’t have to marry them. Both of these signs are attractive and inspire people, but they don’t go together well.

Pisces’ heart is soft and kind, and Aries can be kind of blunt; they also have a tendency to speak without taking into consideration another person’s feelings. Aries would rather be alone than be with someone who keeps them from taking action with their neediness. Yep, these two will definitely crash and burn.