7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
“25 shots? That’s it?”
Librans can be quite a heavy drinker. They are absolute kegs when it comes to alcohol: their bodies are gaping voids when it comes to chugging down. Until they absolutely pass out from the drinking. They will be the center of attention and they can even manage to befriend the most anti-social goofball in the party. But also it’s not strange to find them talking quite wisely too when they are drunk. What is surprising is the astonishing amount they can hold. Just make sure they are not the driver and get them an uber.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
“Could you be any stupider?”
As if they weren’t mean and sarcastic enough when sober. Get a Scorpio drunk and you would regret it. Also, you might want to get someone you don’t like so much along, so they could take some pressure off of you when the Scorpio opens their mouth. And the worse part, they will obsess over their behavior once they are sober, but will never ever apologize. Keep the music loud, maybe you’ll be safe then.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
“Oh, there’s a new bar?”
Here comes your best drinking partner. This sign is up for drinking anytime. They are carefree people who have a mercurial and Bohemian side to their nature even when sober. They are the ones who will discover new bars and restaurants and places to hang out. Also, they are the ones who are least bothered about controlling their drunken behavior. It can a daunting task to control their shenanigans when they’ve had a drop too many and at the same time, they are fun to have around when you want to have a good time.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorns are the classiest drinkers. They are always the cautious ones. They are far too much in love with their clean reputations to really water themselves once in a while. It is true that they also drink very heavily when they let go, but never, ever to the extent of say, for example, not being able to drive back home. They rarely embarrass themselves either and even if they do, they would do everything in their power to clean up after themselves every time.
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
“Last time I came here, I beat up six guys just like that.”
They are the ones with the out-of-this-world tales about their drunk adventures. They already have everyone’s attention thanks to their wit and comic strain in general, but they prefer embellishing their stories a bit too much at times. Aquarians also can be a bit gossipy too. These individuals are the kind that wants to preserve as many memories as they can and as a result, you might see their phones and cameras running all night. Don’t look out for them, most likely they will say no goodbyes.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
“Let’s do it!”
They are usually quiet, shy, reserved people. Alcohol to them is like spinach to Popeye; it makes them bold and strong, too much and very quickly. They are also the last people at a party to pass out if they do so at all. This makes them the de facto chauffeurs for their friends. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing and alcohol is no exception. Their tolerance for liquor is low, so make sure they drink responsibly, within limits.
Can you relate to yours, the kind of drunk you are based on your zodiac sign?
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