When You Bitch About Them and They Find Out:
Aries: Fight me b#tch!
Taurus: I’ll never share my food with you again you’re not a true friend.
Gemini: Acts like nothing’s wrong but, “creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you in front of your crush.”
Cancer: Cries stabs you with a knife cries while burying your dead body.
Leo: Says, “It’s because I’m too good for you and you’re jealous of me loser.”
Virgo: Says, “did I do something to offend you?”
Libra: Believes you when you said you didn’t.
Scorpio: Sleeps with your boyfriend to ruin your life.
Sagittarius: Says, “Oh well, what can you do, you weren’t important to me anyway.”
Capricorn: ‘Bitches about you’ ‘spreads rumours or doesn’t talk to you for 432852094708 years.
Aquarius: Says, “why would you do this to me I’m such a good friend?!”
Pisces: ‘Waterfalls pool out of their eyes* invites you for cake the next day.