Zodiac Signs as Parents
Aries: He rejected you? I’ll teach him a lesson takes out a belt
Taurus: I don’t give a damn if you already gave me a million reasons list of why you think you should go to that party you’re not going because I said so.
Gemini: So tell me how’s everything going with Jacob? Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel?
Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don’t want to take some snacks? Remember to put your seatbelt and don’t drive drunk!
Leo: Tell me how i look with this outfit on?
Virgo: How are your grades? Are you struggling with Math? Let me help you.
Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don’t forget your manners.
Scorpio: Listen you little piece of shit I’ll give you till the count of three.
Sagittarius: “I think you look like a homeless person change clothes.”
Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but i still love you.
Aquarius: Do whatever you want I love you!
Pisces: Hugs you, kisses you and smothers you all the time.