The Zodiacs When Drunk
Aries: Wakes up with bruises.
Taurus: Left the bar early to go get food.
Gemini Has heart to heart with someone they just met.
Cancer: Initiating shots…crying somewhere 2 hours later.
Leo: Flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories.
Virgo: Never drunk enough, would rather be at home.
Libra: Disappears to go hook up with someone.
Scorpio: Either plastered drunk or completely sober. Makes it their mission to get laid.
Sagittarius: Never wants the night to end. “After party?!”
Capricorn: Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out.
Aquarius: No one knows what they’re laughing at.
Pisces: Most likely to black out.