I drive home so quickly after work like I’m late for the house.
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Them: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Me: The audacity.
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How do I explain to my professor that the reason I didn’t show up to class is because in my dream I woke up and checked my email and saw that class was canceled and I believed it?
– Unknown
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Sorry for not posting too much these days. I’m in love. I’ll be back when I’m heartbroken.
Bye, lonely people.
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