Pick-up Lines The Zodiac Signs Would Use

Aries: “I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?”

Taurus: “Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?”

Gemini: “Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?”

Cancer: “Can I borrow a quarter? Want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I’m going to marry.”

Leo: “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?’

Virgo: “Baby, you must be a broom. ’cause you just swept me off my feet.”

Libra: “Babe. your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”

Scorpio: “Your place or mine?”

Sagittarius: “All those curves, and me with no brakes.”

Capricorn: “Hi. I make more money than you can spend.”

Aquarius: “You fascinate me more than fundamental theorem of calculus.”

Pisces: “Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”