How The Zodiac Signs Gets Revenge On Their Ex

ARIES: Keying insults all over their car.

TAURUS: Living well.

GEMINI: Hatching an elaborate catfishing scheme.

CANCER: Redownloading Hinge.

LEO: Poaching all of their friends.

VIRGO: Writing a best-selling book about the relationship.

LIBRA: Spreading vicious rumors and then playing innocent.

SCORPIO: Making them feel ugly by dating someone ugly immediately after.

SAGITTARIUS: Planning an extreme glow-up.

CAPRICORN: Stealing their life goals and achieving them first.

AQUARIUS: Forgiving them to look like the bigger person.

PISCES: Setting boundaries.