How The Signs Got Expelled From School
Aries: Breaking someone’s nose.
Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal’s credit card.
Gemini: Changed their grades on the teacher’s computer.
Cancer: Uttered a series of profanity against a teacher.
Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class.
Virgo: Hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls.
Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class.
Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school.
Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone badly.
Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.
Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors.
Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn’t study for.