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How The Signs Got Expelled From School

How The Signs Got Expelled From School

How The Signs Got Expelled From School

Aries: Breaking someone’s nose.

Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal’s credit card.

Gemini: Changed their grades on the teacher’s computer.

Cancer: Uttered a series of profanity against a teacher.

Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class.

Virgo: Hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls.

Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class.

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school.

Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone badly.

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.

Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors.

Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn’t study for.

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