Funny Quotes: 20 Hilarious Quotes That Will Make Your Day

Hilarious Quotes Make Your Day

13. “I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.’” 
— Noelle Chatham

Funny Quotes: 20 Hilarious Quotes That Will Make Your Day

14. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”
David Letterman

15. “If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit the same mistake again they just apologized for.”
― Amit Kalantri

16. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. 
― Humorist Bill Watterson

Funny Quotes: 20 Hilarious Quotes That Will Make Your Day

17. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. – Franklin 
― P. Jones

Funny Quotes: 20 Hilarious Quotes That Will Make Your Day

18. Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
― Robert Orben

19. Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. 
― Doug Larson

20. I know God promises not to give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn’t trust me so much.
― Mother Teresa

Funny Quotes: 20 Hilarious Quotes That Will Make Your Day

There you have it, Just read these funny quotes and refresh yourself with a dose of laughter whenever you feel down.


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