10. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”.
Explanation: The formula for volume is π·(radius)2·(height). In this case, pi·z·z·a.
11. How does Donald Trump do calculus integration?
He makes sure to grab it by the +c
12. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
By completing the scare.
13. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
He always made three-pointers.
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14. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It’s too cubed.
15. Why mathematicians aren’t usually on the beach?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan.
16. What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5, and 7.
17. A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
18. How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
19. Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
20. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?
He always made three-pointers.
21. Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fish?
Because the fishing group comprises a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son – hence just three people.
22. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
23. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
It was over 90 degrees.
24. What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach?
A tangent.
25. What’s an opinion without 3.14?
It’s just an onion!
26. Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?
Just cos.
27. How do you get warm in a cold room?
Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!
28. Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
They knew X was always 10!
29. Teacher asks the student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
30. What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle
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