# 30 Funny Math Jokes For Every Math-Geek

10. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”.
Explanation: The formula for volume is Ï€Â·(radius)2Â·(height). In this case, piÂ·zÂ·zÂ·a.

11. How does Donald Trump do calculus integration?
He makes sure to grab it by the +c

12. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
By completing the scare.

13. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?

14. Why wonâ€™t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
Itâ€™s too cubed.

15. Why mathematicians aren’t usually on the beach?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan.

16. What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5, and 7.

17. A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

18. How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhomâ€™bus.

19. Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.

20. Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square?

21. Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fish?
Because the fishing group comprises a grandfather, his son, and his sonâ€™s son â€“ hence just three people.

22. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

23. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
It was over 90 degrees.

24. What do you call a gentleman who spent all the summer at the beach?
A tangent.

25. What’s an opinion without 3.14?
It’s just an onion!

26. Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?
Just cos.

27. How do you get warm in a cold room?
Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

28. Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
They knew X was always 10!

29. Teacher asks the student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

30. What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle

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