40+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Funny Knock Jokes For Kids Coolest Moms

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!


15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate!

Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!


16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe come to the party today?


17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!


18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who.

Oh never mind it’s pointless.


19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, and we’ll have a party.


20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!


21. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.


22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just me.


23. Will you remember me in 2 minutes?

Yes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hey, you didn’t remember me!

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24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.


25. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, okay: W.H.O.


26. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

No, just a Doctor!


27. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

It’s to whom.


28. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?


29. Knock, knock.

Who’s?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!


30. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby  Bertha.

Abby  Bertha who?

Abby birthday to you!


31. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.


32. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?


33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!


34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anee.

Anee, who?

Anee one loves you?


35. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing?

Just open the door!


36. Knock knock.

Who is there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut open till Christmas.


37. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?


38. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah’s ark is found!


39. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the door eye and find out.


40. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris open, so I thought I’d drop by! 


41. Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio or not, here I come.


42. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? 

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!


43. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alexa opens the magic door!


44. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Just-in time for dinner.


45. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

I hope your kids enjoyed these jokes. Let us know about your kids’ favorite knock knock jokes by commenting below.

 

 

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40+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
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40+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
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40+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

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