“A girl got a text from a boy asking to see her in her bra…dad replied.”
“I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad. When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifically made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and said, ‘do you think they keep these at womb temperature?’ I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.” This is beautiful. This is my legacy.
Hope your Father’s Day isn’t too awkward.
“When you haven’t even been born yet and you can already see your dad leaving.”
This is the last straw. When dads protest.
“I saw dad with mom last night. I think he was stealing my milk.”
Mother’s Day commercials: diamonds on sale for $3000 Father’s Day commercials: Men’s target cargo shorts on sale for $11
Are you even a parent until you’ve mastered the “hook me up with come candy reach behind”???
Gas prices: *drop by 3 cents* Dads:
You’re the world’s greatest dad although my frame of reference is limited.
So, are you and your dad laughing your guts out reading these Father’s Day memes? Tell us in the comments below, which were your and your dad’s favorites!