70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes

Best & Funny Friendship Quotes

36. “Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

37. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.” ― Robert Bloch

38. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” ― Unknown

39. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
― Groucho Marx

40. “Any friendship that exceeds the 7-year mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.”

70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes
70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes

41. “The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

42. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words, but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” – A. A. Milne

43. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

44. “I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.”

Inspirational Quotes on Friendship

45. “There are three things that grow more precious with age; old wood to burn, old books to read, and old friends to enjoy.” — Henry Ford

46. “Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.” — Henry David Thoreau

47. “Never leave a friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through this life, and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next.” — Dean Koontz

39. “One good friendship will outlive forty average loves.” — Unknown

48. “It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out. Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.”

70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes
70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes

49. “Remember that life’s most valuable antiques are dear old friends.”  — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

50. “You don’t have to have anything in common with people you’ve known since you were five. With old friends, you’ve got your whole life in common.” — Lyle Lovett

51. “Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” — Virginia Woolf

52. “One friend in a storm is worth more than a thousand friends in sunshine.” — Matshona Dhliwayo

53. “Friendship is the purest love. It is the highest form of Love where nothing is asked for, no condition, where one simply enjoys giving.” ― Osho

70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes
70+ Best and Funny Friendship Quotes

54. “Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words.”― George Eliot

55. “Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.” ― Eleanor Roosevelt

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