Everyone talks about introverts and extroverts. And I’m just sitting here being an ambivert.
Extrovert Vs Ambivert Vs Introvert
Oh so you’re an ambivert. Please tell us again how much better at sales you are than the rest of us.
Introvert me having a great time at home
Extrovert me wanting to go out
Tonight I will be extroverting, tomorrow introverting. By the end of the week, you will realize I was just ambiverting the whole time.
Extrovert: You can’t defeat me.
Introvert: I know, but he can.
If I go out I’ll want to come home, but if I stay home I’ll want to go out.
I ate an introvert and I’m an extrovert. So now am I ambivert?
As an ambivert I have the superpower of both entirely welcoming social isolation and also becoming stir crazy. Law of contradiction be damned.
Extrovert vs Introvert vs Ambivert
Arriving at a party
Extrovert: This is awesome! I can’t wait to meet everybody!
Ambivert: Oh, there’s some people I know! This will be fun.
Introvert: I can’t believe I put on pants for this.
Introverts and extroverts
Ambiverts: [laughter] You dumb bitch.
You are either an introvert or extrovert! Which is it???
Extrovert! Introvert. Ambivert
Government: We need to shut everything down for 30 days. Introverts, Extroverts, Ambiverts.