1. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
2. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
3. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
4. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
5. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
6. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
7. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
8. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
9. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
10. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
11. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
12. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
13. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
14. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
15. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
16. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
17. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
18. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
19. Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
20. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
21. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
22. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
23. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
24. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
25. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
26. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
27. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
28. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
29. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
30. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!
31. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
32. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
33. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.