12 Zodiac Signs On Their Ex

12 Zodiac Signs On Their Ex

Thoughts on their ex:

ARIES: “Who?”

TAURUS: Has a marriage pact for when they’re 60, rich, and retired

GEMINI: “Well, ‘dated’ is a strong word”

CANCER: Still has a parent/child dynamic

LEO: “I hope they compare everyone they ever date to the memory of me”

VIRGO: “Actually, I’ve repressed the whole experience”

LIBRA: Still feels like they’re in a ghost relationship

SCORPIO: “They’re a f*cking p$ycho b!tch….and honestly I love them for it”

SAGITTARIUS: “They got upset at me for ignoring their texts, so I told them they had too many expectations”

CAPRICORN: “I’ll probably be incapable of ever truly loving anyone again”

AQUARIUS: Immediately: “Oh yeah, we’re friends now” A year later: Releases 50 track bedroom pop album calling them ‘cretinous’

PISCES: Will be in love with every single one of their shi!!y exes forever

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